always thought of Elaine Paige as the Soul Queen of Daily Mail

“I refuse to let anyone dictate the shape of my bananas! This referendum is a way of managing our own borders and clamping down on immigration. Not asylum, mind you, we must always grant asylum to legitimate refugees. But we are a small country, and we can’t just welcome all-comers who turn up.

“A single market was once a good idea, but since then, the EU has strayed so far from that original purpose and now interefers with so many aspects of our lives that if we leave, it will take time and effort to reorganise ourselves. But it will be worth it.

“I think a lot of the Remainers are just too bloody lazy to bother with all the paperwork, which is a disgrace. Inertia isn’t a proper reason to stay in the EU.”